26 August 2008

minute by minute...

Today I am wishing I had a land line...
I don't know how it happened...
too much research for my upcoming purchase...
too many friends without my carrier...
too many vendor calls...

I'm sure all of the above contribute...
to my embarrassing dilemma that I am over on my minutes...
and there are still a little less than 2 weeks left in my billing cycle...

so I ask in the nicest way...
in a compassionate voice...
please don't call me until the 8th unless you are a veriz*n customer...
please send a letter...
email...
flowers...
cards...
or a pigeon instead.

{ image borrowed from superstock }

4 comments:

full of gracie said...

LOL! What a terrible problem to have in your line of work. I apologize for any part I have played in this catastrophe. I will stop calling and only email you until further notice.

Chelle said...

can I just tell you how much I adore each and every one of these dear and clever little posts, and then of course there's the lady who writes them...

Lauren Kate said...

This is hillarious. I'm with Cingular so our recent chats haven't helped. Have to be more mindful in the future!

Lisa said...

I feel your pain, sweet girl - I feel your pain!!!
I just can't seem to let go of our landline - someday....